BOTHER!

First of all I would like to give a shout out to GABE. Happy birthday bro! Warning: may take long to read
Have you ever walked through double doors and the one you push or pull doesn't open? Well it happened to me today. We'll it's really bothering and annoying. Let's say i'm trying to get somewhere on time (usually not the case), then i don't want no beepin door in my way. It's like driving on a highway for 2 hours and there's a frickin road block and you have to go back a different way. It sucks!, especially when there's traffic on the way. Why aren't both of the doors open? I don't know, why don't you tell me. Another thing that really bothered me today was that people are just so stupid. In school, people are making noises like they are retarded cavemen. Were millions of years past that guys, time to grow up a little. But i don't know, maybe they want to act like that but i don't suggest it unless your working for Geico. Another thing that bothered me is the fact is that people are such babies about being a little sick. For example, if a teacher calls you up to do something very simple and you have a minor headache, then do it. Tough love! Life isn't fair! I wish it was but it isn't, and i wouldn't have to be writing this. Also if you've learned something for like 9 years or something, how can you possibly forget it. That's 3285 days of learning, I think i'm ready for the test now. You know how people borrow your books during school. Why cant they ever get their own? It's so easy that even the retarded cavemen can do it. The worst part is that you don't end up having the book for when you need and you get in trouble and then your left with no choice, and you have to become a caveman. See the connection, see the metaphor because I don't! Maybe I do? Why cant some teachers ever admit that they're wrong.  I know your trying to sound smart, but your not always right. Sometimes the student can be right (very rare case). Just admit it already, you've been beaten, you lost your power, just accept it. The all time #1 thing besides Max that bothers me the most is when girls try to answer a question and the use the word LIKE 30 times in a sentence. This may just be feminine nature but i don't know man it's pretty screwed up. You might as well just say your answer is "like". You spend 5 minutes answering 1 question. That's not okay! But I don't know what to do, it's almost as bad as the cavemen. Eventually, your gonna have to find another word to use to express your point (which i'm sure is not even reasonable).  Today i finally decided to not wait on the boxball line, so i played something else and it felt awesome, but the lunch as always was still horrible. Last but not least, it bothers me that people do not know what NYAN CAT is. If you don't then find out! If you find out then your better then the cavemen and I respect you.
Stay tuned for another BOTHER! tomorrow and check out some music