Today was alright, although the door problem is getting much worse and the cavemen have decided that to be their lifelong dream. Today, neither of the doors opened. I had to press a stupid button and wait to minutes for the door to open (at least the button was visible). A lot of things could have happened in two minutes, I could of ran inside and saved somebody's life if that were the case, I could have saved my own life from the cavemen and lock the door on them so they can see how it feels and a lot of other things. But the point is that this is not okay, in case of emergency at least one door should be open. But what kind of emergencies can you have anyway (bathroom, that's a really big one). Also if both doors wont open then you just shouldn't be allowed in there, it's like the doors are there just for sightseeing. "Hey what's up door?" "Why arent you answering?" Maybe because it's a damn door, I mean maybe they speak caveman but I certainly don't. Have you ever seen an ad and it's like get this for example "sham wow" for just 99 cents and you really want it. Then in the next second it's like just pay $20 shipping and handling and well send you one more, I mean seriously. Im not spending $20 for people to ship a frickin wash cloth, it's pretty ridiculous and the thing isn't even worth like $1. Also, have you ever been one cent off for paying for something and the cashier makes you have that cent, that is annoying. Why does he even need that cent, you might ask, we'll I don't know maybe he needs that to...(i don't even want to know). We're a little further in time where one cent cant really buy you anything, but if you want to make use of it just hang out with the cavemen. Have you ever wondered why some company's catch phrases are so stupid. For example, Delta's is "keep climbing". Now i'm pretty sure you fly in planes and not climb in planes, but I cant be too sure with the world i'm living in today. Why isn't it "keep flying", ask Delta there the ones who keep climbing. Also skittle's catch phrase is "taste the rainbow". First of all, do you want me to take a bite out of a rainbow, im sure that's not possible. Rainbows are light, so skittles expect me to taste light (what a delightful snack). Now I know skittles are colorful, but that doesn't mean they are part of the rainbow. Wendy's catch phrase is "you know when it's real". Guess what your right, you know when it's real and it's not at Wendy's. You expect me to categorize your food as "real". That's a big no no (badaboom). Your fast food isn't real, face it. Speaking of fast food, burger king's phrase, "have it your way" is also pretty interesting. If I were to "have it my way", I wouldn't be at burger king, I would be at Mc Donald's. It's just common sense, it's the same thing but Mc Donald's is better therefore I am not "having it my way" at burger king. How about Nike's, "just do it". What the hell do you even want me to do (lol, leave a response to that in the comment section), but I hope it's not what I think. Have you ever just cracked a wet inside joke with your friends and some dude came up to you and started laughing? I'm like dude, I respect you but, I don't anymore because you don't know what the hell were talkin about. Then he starts spreading it to everyone and it's not funny anymore. It ruins the while experience of the joke and you should be punished for it. What punishment? You have to hang out with the door the whole day. See how it feels! If it's an inside joke leave it as an inside joke (recognize "inside"). I'm glad people are starting to understand NYAN CAT and that's about it for today. But check out Barbado, Jacob, Mark, Noah and everybody else who has a blog! Stay tuned for next time on BOTHER!
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