It was So So, not too bad though

Today was alright, although the door problem is getting much worse and the cavemen have decided that to be their lifelong dream. Today, neither of the doors opened. I had to press a stupid button and wait to minutes for the door to open (at least the button was visible). A lot of things could have happened in two minutes, I could of ran inside and saved somebody's life if that were the case, I could have saved my own life from the cavemen and lock the door on them so they can see how it feels and a lot of other things. But the point is that this is not okay, in case of emergency at least one door should be open. But what kind of emergencies can you have anyway (bathroom, that's a really big one). Also if both doors wont open then you just shouldn't be allowed in there, it's like the doors are there just for sightseeing. "Hey what's up door?" "Why arent you answering?" Maybe because it's a damn door, I mean maybe they speak caveman but I certainly don't. Have you ever seen an ad and it's like get this for example "sham wow" for just 99 cents and you really want it. Then in the next second it's like just pay $20 shipping and handling and well send you one more, I mean seriously. Im not spending $20 for people to ship a frickin wash cloth, it's pretty ridiculous and the thing isn't even worth like $1. Also, have you ever been one cent off for paying for something and the cashier makes you have that cent, that is annoying. Why does he even need that cent, you might ask, we'll I don't know maybe he needs that to...(i don't even want to know). We're a little further in time where one cent cant really buy you anything, but if you want to make use of it just hang out with the cavemen. Have you ever wondered why some company's catch phrases are so stupid. For example, Delta's is "keep climbing". Now i'm pretty sure you fly in planes and not climb in planes, but I cant be too sure with the world i'm living in today. Why isn't it "keep flying", ask Delta there the ones who keep climbing. Also skittle's catch phrase is "taste the rainbow". First of all, do you want me to take a bite out of a rainbow, im sure that's not possible. Rainbows are light, so skittles expect me to taste light (what a delightful snack). Now I know skittles are colorful, but that doesn't mean they are part of the rainbow. Wendy's catch phrase is "you know when it's real". Guess what your right, you know when it's real and it's not at Wendy's. You expect me to categorize your food as "real". That's a big no no (badaboom). Your fast food isn't real, face it. Speaking of fast food, burger king's phrase, "have it your way" is also pretty interesting. If I were to "have it my way", I wouldn't be at burger king, I would be at Mc Donald's. It's just common sense, it's the same thing but Mc Donald's is better therefore I am not "having it my way" at burger king. How about Nike's, "just do it". What the hell do you even want me to do (lol, leave a response to that in the comment section), but I hope it's not what I think. Have you ever just cracked a wet inside joke with your friends and some dude came up to you and started laughing? I'm like dude, I respect you but, I don't anymore because you don't know what the hell were talkin about.  Then he starts spreading it to everyone and it's not funny anymore. It ruins the while experience of the joke and you should be punished for it. What punishment? You have to hang out with the door the whole day. See how it feels! If it's an inside joke leave it as an inside joke (recognize "inside").  I'm glad people are starting to understand NYAN CAT and that's about it for today. But check out Barbado, Jacob, Mark, Noah and everybody else who has a blog! Stay tuned for next time on BOTHER!

It was actually a normal day (well not quite)

Today I actually wasn't really bothered that much. Kind of weird right? Actually it kind of bothers me that nothing bothered me. It's like your day was perfect. It's as if we were all hugging Snape (i'm sure nobody got that). Actually there were a few little things that bothered me. I didnt have the book i needed for class and i had to go and look for the person I let borrow it and that took about 5 minutes away of my life that I could be doing many things (if you know what i mean). What I cant believe is that I actually let somebody borrow it, after I said that it bothers me. So I guess today I can just chill and not blog.

ABSOLUTELY WRONG! What would it be without it (probably really good). I still keep having the door problems and the cavemen problems, but at least we know what the future is for them. Right? Have you ever seen a person walking around all cool and he has earphones and you want to ask what they're listening too? We'll what annoys me is that sometimes the answer is nothing. What is the damn point of wearing earphones if your not gonna listen to anything. It's like buying a $2,000 tv and not watching it or having clothing but walking nude. Im sure that's okay it's not like walking nude is illegal or anything. It's just frowned upon by some people and some people like it (that's not disgusting or anything). Have you ever bought something really new and then the next week something newer comes out? Well it really sucks. It's like that best buy commercial. For example, apple tends to come out with new products alot, and they tend to make them smaller and thinner over the years. Well if they keep making them any thinner, then they're gonna eventually be as thin as air. "Hi, can I speak to customer service about my new apple product?" "I have a problem, I don't think may new macbook "real air" is usable." "Why is that?" "I cant really see it, it's just too thin". "Ohh to turn it on, just click on the invisible button." We'll thanks alot man that solved my problem. I mean seriously, we don't have to be sooo much technologically inclined, we can have some (note some) cavemen in all of us. Sometimes it's okay to be natural. It's not like I need technology to write a blog. Right? People who still don't know what NYAN CAT, please find out. I know it sucks but that's it for today (I warned you). See you next time!

BOTHER!

First of all I would like to give a shout out to GABE. Happy birthday bro! Warning: may take long to read
Have you ever walked through double doors and the one you push or pull doesn't open? Well it happened to me today. We'll it's really bothering and annoying. Let's say i'm trying to get somewhere on time (usually not the case), then i don't want no beepin door in my way. It's like driving on a highway for 2 hours and there's a frickin road block and you have to go back a different way. It sucks!, especially when there's traffic on the way. Why aren't both of the doors open? I don't know, why don't you tell me. Another thing that really bothered me today was that people are just so stupid. In school, people are making noises like they are retarded cavemen. Were millions of years past that guys, time to grow up a little. But i don't know, maybe they want to act like that but i don't suggest it unless your working for Geico. Another thing that bothered me is the fact is that people are such babies about being a little sick. For example, if a teacher calls you up to do something very simple and you have a minor headache, then do it. Tough love! Life isn't fair! I wish it was but it isn't, and i wouldn't have to be writing this. Also if you've learned something for like 9 years or something, how can you possibly forget it. That's 3285 days of learning, I think i'm ready for the test now. You know how people borrow your books during school. Why cant they ever get their own? It's so easy that even the retarded cavemen can do it. The worst part is that you don't end up having the book for when you need and you get in trouble and then your left with no choice, and you have to become a caveman. See the connection, see the metaphor because I don't! Maybe I do? Why cant some teachers ever admit that they're wrong.  I know your trying to sound smart, but your not always right. Sometimes the student can be right (very rare case). Just admit it already, you've been beaten, you lost your power, just accept it. The all time #1 thing besides Max that bothers me the most is when girls try to answer a question and the use the word LIKE 30 times in a sentence. This may just be feminine nature but i don't know man it's pretty screwed up. You might as well just say your answer is "like". You spend 5 minutes answering 1 question. That's not okay! But I don't know what to do, it's almost as bad as the cavemen. Eventually, your gonna have to find another word to use to express your point (which i'm sure is not even reasonable).  Today i finally decided to not wait on the boxball line, so i played something else and it felt awesome, but the lunch as always was still horrible. Last but not least, it bothers me that people do not know what NYAN CAT is. If you don't then find out! If you find out then your better then the cavemen and I respect you.
Stay tuned for another BOTHER! tomorrow and check out some music

MBox 20

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=how+far+we%27ve+come+matchbox+20&aq=0&oq=how+far+w

Check out this band! and this album!

What's so special about this band! They look like homeless guys who walk the streets and play the guitar for money. Well ill tell you they got alot of money, not from playing on the streets but going on tour. Why should you listen to them:

1. Their songs are really catchy and never get old

2. Their lead singer Rob Thomas has a really good voice and the chicks dig him. Check out his solos too

3. Their underrated and their guitar and beat is catchy

4. number 4 is numbers 1-3

5. I suggest the songs... never mind check out all of them

But seriously, they're really good and you should check them out and invest in their music. Not because they're homeless but because they're awesome.

By the way if you couldn't figure this out the name of the band is Matchbox Twenty (don't assume anything by the name of the band).

For more info check out their facebook page

Stay tuned for a new band tomorrow and bother!

Stuff that bothered me today

First of all I would like to say the things that bother me every day like school food and Max. Today, especially, the burgers tasted really bad. I wasnt really sure if they were really made with real meat. Then again, it's school food. Another thing that sucks is waiting on the team boxball line. You may get in like four rounds per recess, and that really pisses me off because then after that i feel bad and have to go to lunch and eat the crappy food. But what do you expect, life isn't fair. Recently i've been witnessing really odd things too, that don't necessarily bother me, but i decided to talk about them anyway. People at my school are putting desks in the middle of the stairwell, but ooh well what can you do? I don't really mind it unless im going to like english or something, then its bothering. Next thing you know you start hallucinating and start seeing animals in the hallway.  I am not talking about anyone specifically. From what i have seen throughout the school year, people have immatured in which it's not funny anymore. It's hilarious, in a serious way in which i don't condone it (vocab word). Honestly if i were you i would start to step up a little and be more serious in school, because in high school you HAVE to be prepared before an essay, just sayin... But it's your choice, your life, your underwear, your face, your mom and even your dad... So stay tuned for another BOTHER!! and check out some music.