SO Excited cited

Why is everyone so scared about the final tomorrow? It's gonna be fun! We're gonna do math for two hours! Yay! It's math, what can possibly be more fun? (just about everything). I hope it's not just me but I enjoy my studying. Have you ever heard a teacher say an expression or joke but you just didn't get it? We'll that happens to me alot. Then the teacher starts laughing and you have no idea what she's talking about. Then since she or he is the only one laughing, you start laughing at her and she thinks that your laughing at her jokes. Teachers are such suckers! (don't get any ideas).  That is one situation, either that or you just dont get it. The only times that I do like the cavemen is when they annoy teachers. Today in one of my classes, we kept pissing the teacher off so much. He just kept saying silence! every seconf. I was really funny, but otherwise, the noises piss me off. Today neither of the doors would open again. I dont know if you understand or not, but i'm getting pretty pissed! Doors are meant to open, not to hang out with you. Right? I hope so. The worst part is that the people who are in the building are such a-holes, they just wont open the damn door. Im like please open the door, they're like no f-u. I mean really, we don't have to be friends, just open the door. What is really exciting is, is that there are only 4 more days of school. You know what that means. Traffic jams in the hallway, throwing apples at walls, putting desks in the hallway, throwing apples at teachers cars (maybe, I'm on a budget here).  So I hope your last day of school will be awesome and if your not, don't read this blog.

Finally, a new post!

Get ready for a new week of bother! Today well be talkin about stuff that bothered me if you didnt know, that's the point of this blog. Today I had to do a debate in school and I didn't know it was today. Eventually, I found out because some of my friends told me, and I was like, Damn!, I am so screwed. It really bothered me for 4 reasons. 1-because I wasn't prepared, 2- because are topic is impossible, 3-because you also realize that you cant get into the building because the doors wont open and 4- is the other 3. The worst part about it was during my presentation on the computer, it froze and I was like damn, what else could go wrong.Well, it got worse. My arguments weren't written into a speech and I had to improv the whole thing. But the best part is that my teacher gave me a 95 after all of that, and I was so happy! Speaking of happy and computers, doesn't it make you not happy when computers just freeze on you. Its so annoying, it's like swimming in freezing water, or listening to the cavemen, or hanging out with doors, or seeing nude guys on the street, or spitting out your gum when your teacher tells you to. Then, once the computer starts working, you look up a video on youtube and then you get rick-rolled. I actually thought I was gonna se a 4d tv! Then again, eventually, you'll get something like that from Apple. How about when the vending machine eats your money. I ask it to give it back but it wont give it back. They're like robbers but worse, they eat your stuff instead of steal it. It's pretty weird too, I hope none of you eat your money and if you do I hope you get to hang out with the doors all day. Have you ever walked into an elevator and you're their by yourself, but then right before the door closes hundreds of people sounding like cavemen come barging in. There are alot of things wrong with this. I get squished in the corner and I cant breathe, i'm surrounded by people who sound retarded, and I have to wait for all the people to get off on their floors, and last I have to write a blog about how that pissed me off. And once I get to my stop, the doors end up being locked. I then ask a guy to open it, and he's a damn a-hole and doesn't open the door, and i'm left speaking to the door. See how the doors and cavemen keep appearing, eventually they're going to take over the world. Have you ever tried to be taken seriously but it just wont just happen? Sometimes I try to be completely serious and people just keep laughing. I'm like, this is the one time i'm trying to be serious in my whole life so just listen and they don't. Life is serious, you should be serious about it or you may end up living in a cave. At least in a cave they're are no doors though. But that leaves more room for robbers to eat your stuff. Ohh nooo! Also that means no defective technology from the alaskan pipeline. I tell you, the technology these days...
Sorry, that part was written yesterday. Today, neither of the doors were open again. I don't know what to do anymore, I've tried to adress this problem as much as I could but no one seems to listen because i'm locked out of the frickin building. I think my relationship with the doors is going a little overboard if you ask me. If i'm locked out again, it may ask to marry me. (hell no). I had to press the button again, and this time I had to wait three minutes. That's one minute longer then before (you know 2+1=3). You know what I could have done in three minutes.... (Talked to to corporate,  approved memos, lead a workshop, remembered birthdays,directed workflow, had my own bathroom, micromanage, promoted synergy,hit on Debra, get rejected, swallow sadness, send some faxes. Now, I don't know about you, but I could have been the boss. Like a minute ago, I just got interrupted from writing my blog. Now that bothers me because I lose my train of thought. If we were to visualize it it would be something like this..

This is my train of thought. Now, don't think that I think about beer all day (banquet beer). My goal is for this train to ride through the rockies, but the problem is the rocky mountain water is getting polluted by the co2 in the air as Al Gore would say. That co2 is basically my life, I don't really know how to put it in other words. But i hope all of your trains one day reach there destination even if its your dad's house when he was 17 years old. Those were the days where we could ride our trains freely without hesitation. Don't you hate when something just ends up sounding too loud? It's horrible, it's like a caveman grunting in your ear all day, it's like jumping off a building but not dying, or just being locked out of somewhere. Today it was so bad that I fell to the ground crying in pain. Seriously, don't take it as a joke it's real we need to solve these issues and maybe the co2 level will go down. Well that's it for today ,see ya next time on Bother!

It was So So, not too bad though

Today was alright, although the door problem is getting much worse and the cavemen have decided that to be their lifelong dream. Today, neither of the doors opened. I had to press a stupid button and wait to minutes for the door to open (at least the button was visible). A lot of things could have happened in two minutes, I could of ran inside and saved somebody's life if that were the case, I could have saved my own life from the cavemen and lock the door on them so they can see how it feels and a lot of other things. But the point is that this is not okay, in case of emergency at least one door should be open. But what kind of emergencies can you have anyway (bathroom, that's a really big one). Also if both doors wont open then you just shouldn't be allowed in there, it's like the doors are there just for sightseeing. "Hey what's up door?" "Why arent you answering?" Maybe because it's a damn door, I mean maybe they speak caveman but I certainly don't. Have you ever seen an ad and it's like get this for example "sham wow" for just 99 cents and you really want it. Then in the next second it's like just pay $20 shipping and handling and well send you one more, I mean seriously. Im not spending $20 for people to ship a frickin wash cloth, it's pretty ridiculous and the thing isn't even worth like $1. Also, have you ever been one cent off for paying for something and the cashier makes you have that cent, that is annoying. Why does he even need that cent, you might ask, we'll I don't know maybe he needs that to...(i don't even want to know). We're a little further in time where one cent cant really buy you anything, but if you want to make use of it just hang out with the cavemen. Have you ever wondered why some company's catch phrases are so stupid. For example, Delta's is "keep climbing". Now i'm pretty sure you fly in planes and not climb in planes, but I cant be too sure with the world i'm living in today. Why isn't it "keep flying", ask Delta there the ones who keep climbing. Also skittle's catch phrase is "taste the rainbow". First of all, do you want me to take a bite out of a rainbow, im sure that's not possible. Rainbows are light, so skittles expect me to taste light (what a delightful snack). Now I know skittles are colorful, but that doesn't mean they are part of the rainbow. Wendy's catch phrase is "you know when it's real". Guess what your right, you know when it's real and it's not at Wendy's. You expect me to categorize your food as "real". That's a big no no (badaboom). Your fast food isn't real, face it. Speaking of fast food, burger king's phrase, "have it your way" is also pretty interesting. If I were to "have it my way", I wouldn't be at burger king, I would be at Mc Donald's. It's just common sense, it's the same thing but Mc Donald's is better therefore I am not "having it my way" at burger king. How about Nike's, "just do it". What the hell do you even want me to do (lol, leave a response to that in the comment section), but I hope it's not what I think. Have you ever just cracked a wet inside joke with your friends and some dude came up to you and started laughing? I'm like dude, I respect you but, I don't anymore because you don't know what the hell were talkin about.  Then he starts spreading it to everyone and it's not funny anymore. It ruins the while experience of the joke and you should be punished for it. What punishment? You have to hang out with the door the whole day. See how it feels! If it's an inside joke leave it as an inside joke (recognize "inside").  I'm glad people are starting to understand NYAN CAT and that's about it for today. But check out Barbado, Jacob, Mark, Noah and everybody else who has a blog! Stay tuned for next time on BOTHER!

It was actually a normal day (well not quite)

Today I actually wasn't really bothered that much. Kind of weird right? Actually it kind of bothers me that nothing bothered me. It's like your day was perfect. It's as if we were all hugging Snape (i'm sure nobody got that). Actually there were a few little things that bothered me. I didnt have the book i needed for class and i had to go and look for the person I let borrow it and that took about 5 minutes away of my life that I could be doing many things (if you know what i mean). What I cant believe is that I actually let somebody borrow it, after I said that it bothers me. So I guess today I can just chill and not blog.

ABSOLUTELY WRONG! What would it be without it (probably really good). I still keep having the door problems and the cavemen problems, but at least we know what the future is for them. Right? Have you ever seen a person walking around all cool and he has earphones and you want to ask what they're listening too? We'll what annoys me is that sometimes the answer is nothing. What is the damn point of wearing earphones if your not gonna listen to anything. It's like buying a $2,000 tv and not watching it or having clothing but walking nude. Im sure that's okay it's not like walking nude is illegal or anything. It's just frowned upon by some people and some people like it (that's not disgusting or anything). Have you ever bought something really new and then the next week something newer comes out? Well it really sucks. It's like that best buy commercial. For example, apple tends to come out with new products alot, and they tend to make them smaller and thinner over the years. Well if they keep making them any thinner, then they're gonna eventually be as thin as air. "Hi, can I speak to customer service about my new apple product?" "I have a problem, I don't think may new macbook "real air" is usable." "Why is that?" "I cant really see it, it's just too thin". "Ohh to turn it on, just click on the invisible button." We'll thanks alot man that solved my problem. I mean seriously, we don't have to be sooo much technologically inclined, we can have some (note some) cavemen in all of us. Sometimes it's okay to be natural. It's not like I need technology to write a blog. Right? People who still don't know what NYAN CAT, please find out. I know it sucks but that's it for today (I warned you). See you next time!

BOTHER!

First of all I would like to give a shout out to GABE. Happy birthday bro! Warning: may take long to read
Have you ever walked through double doors and the one you push or pull doesn't open? Well it happened to me today. We'll it's really bothering and annoying. Let's say i'm trying to get somewhere on time (usually not the case), then i don't want no beepin door in my way. It's like driving on a highway for 2 hours and there's a frickin road block and you have to go back a different way. It sucks!, especially when there's traffic on the way. Why aren't both of the doors open? I don't know, why don't you tell me. Another thing that really bothered me today was that people are just so stupid. In school, people are making noises like they are retarded cavemen. Were millions of years past that guys, time to grow up a little. But i don't know, maybe they want to act like that but i don't suggest it unless your working for Geico. Another thing that bothered me is the fact is that people are such babies about being a little sick. For example, if a teacher calls you up to do something very simple and you have a minor headache, then do it. Tough love! Life isn't fair! I wish it was but it isn't, and i wouldn't have to be writing this. Also if you've learned something for like 9 years or something, how can you possibly forget it. That's 3285 days of learning, I think i'm ready for the test now. You know how people borrow your books during school. Why cant they ever get their own? It's so easy that even the retarded cavemen can do it. The worst part is that you don't end up having the book for when you need and you get in trouble and then your left with no choice, and you have to become a caveman. See the connection, see the metaphor because I don't! Maybe I do? Why cant some teachers ever admit that they're wrong.  I know your trying to sound smart, but your not always right. Sometimes the student can be right (very rare case). Just admit it already, you've been beaten, you lost your power, just accept it. The all time #1 thing besides Max that bothers me the most is when girls try to answer a question and the use the word LIKE 30 times in a sentence. This may just be feminine nature but i don't know man it's pretty screwed up. You might as well just say your answer is "like". You spend 5 minutes answering 1 question. That's not okay! But I don't know what to do, it's almost as bad as the cavemen. Eventually, your gonna have to find another word to use to express your point (which i'm sure is not even reasonable).  Today i finally decided to not wait on the boxball line, so i played something else and it felt awesome, but the lunch as always was still horrible. Last but not least, it bothers me that people do not know what NYAN CAT is. If you don't then find out! If you find out then your better then the cavemen and I respect you.
Stay tuned for another BOTHER! tomorrow and check out some music

MBox 20

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=how+far+we%27ve+come+matchbox+20&aq=0&oq=how+far+w

Check out this band! and this album!

What's so special about this band! They look like homeless guys who walk the streets and play the guitar for money. Well ill tell you they got alot of money, not from playing on the streets but going on tour. Why should you listen to them:

1. Their songs are really catchy and never get old

2. Their lead singer Rob Thomas has a really good voice and the chicks dig him. Check out his solos too

3. Their underrated and their guitar and beat is catchy

4. number 4 is numbers 1-3

5. I suggest the songs... never mind check out all of them

But seriously, they're really good and you should check them out and invest in their music. Not because they're homeless but because they're awesome.

By the way if you couldn't figure this out the name of the band is Matchbox Twenty (don't assume anything by the name of the band).

For more info check out their facebook page

Stay tuned for a new band tomorrow and bother!