SO Excited cited

Why is everyone so scared about the final tomorrow? It's gonna be fun! We're gonna do math for two hours! Yay! It's math, what can possibly be more fun? (just about everything). I hope it's not just me but I enjoy my studying. Have you ever heard a teacher say an expression or joke but you just didn't get it? We'll that happens to me alot. Then the teacher starts laughing and you have no idea what she's talking about. Then since she or he is the only one laughing, you start laughing at her and she thinks that your laughing at her jokes. Teachers are such suckers! (don't get any ideas).  That is one situation, either that or you just dont get it. The only times that I do like the cavemen is when they annoy teachers. Today in one of my classes, we kept pissing the teacher off so much. He just kept saying silence! every seconf. I was really funny, but otherwise, the noises piss me off. Today neither of the doors would open again. I dont know if you understand or not, but i'm getting pretty pissed! Doors are meant to open, not to hang out with you. Right? I hope so. The worst part is that the people who are in the building are such a-holes, they just wont open the damn door. Im like please open the door, they're like no f-u. I mean really, we don't have to be friends, just open the door. What is really exciting is, is that there are only 4 more days of school. You know what that means. Traffic jams in the hallway, throwing apples at walls, putting desks in the hallway, throwing apples at teachers cars (maybe, I'm on a budget here).  So I hope your last day of school will be awesome and if your not, don't read this blog.

Finally, a new post!

Get ready for a new week of bother! Today well be talkin about stuff that bothered me if you didnt know, that's the point of this blog. Today I had to do a debate in school and I didn't know it was today. Eventually, I found out because some of my friends told me, and I was like, Damn!, I am so screwed. It really bothered me for 4 reasons. 1-because I wasn't prepared, 2- because are topic is impossible, 3-because you also realize that you cant get into the building because the doors wont open and 4- is the other 3. The worst part about it was during my presentation on the computer, it froze and I was like damn, what else could go wrong.Well, it got worse. My arguments weren't written into a speech and I had to improv the whole thing. But the best part is that my teacher gave me a 95 after all of that, and I was so happy! Speaking of happy and computers, doesn't it make you not happy when computers just freeze on you. Its so annoying, it's like swimming in freezing water, or listening to the cavemen, or hanging out with doors, or seeing nude guys on the street, or spitting out your gum when your teacher tells you to. Then, once the computer starts working, you look up a video on youtube and then you get rick-rolled. I actually thought I was gonna se a 4d tv! Then again, eventually, you'll get something like that from Apple. How about when the vending machine eats your money. I ask it to give it back but it wont give it back. They're like robbers but worse, they eat your stuff instead of steal it. It's pretty weird too, I hope none of you eat your money and if you do I hope you get to hang out with the doors all day. Have you ever walked into an elevator and you're their by yourself, but then right before the door closes hundreds of people sounding like cavemen come barging in. There are alot of things wrong with this. I get squished in the corner and I cant breathe, i'm surrounded by people who sound retarded, and I have to wait for all the people to get off on their floors, and last I have to write a blog about how that pissed me off. And once I get to my stop, the doors end up being locked. I then ask a guy to open it, and he's a damn a-hole and doesn't open the door, and i'm left speaking to the door. See how the doors and cavemen keep appearing, eventually they're going to take over the world. Have you ever tried to be taken seriously but it just wont just happen? Sometimes I try to be completely serious and people just keep laughing. I'm like, this is the one time i'm trying to be serious in my whole life so just listen and they don't. Life is serious, you should be serious about it or you may end up living in a cave. At least in a cave they're are no doors though. But that leaves more room for robbers to eat your stuff. Ohh nooo! Also that means no defective technology from the alaskan pipeline. I tell you, the technology these days...
Sorry, that part was written yesterday. Today, neither of the doors were open again. I don't know what to do anymore, I've tried to adress this problem as much as I could but no one seems to listen because i'm locked out of the frickin building. I think my relationship with the doors is going a little overboard if you ask me. If i'm locked out again, it may ask to marry me. (hell no). I had to press the button again, and this time I had to wait three minutes. That's one minute longer then before (you know 2+1=3). You know what I could have done in three minutes.... (Talked to to corporate,  approved memos, lead a workshop, remembered birthdays,directed workflow, had my own bathroom, micromanage, promoted synergy,hit on Debra, get rejected, swallow sadness, send some faxes. Now, I don't know about you, but I could have been the boss. Like a minute ago, I just got interrupted from writing my blog. Now that bothers me because I lose my train of thought. If we were to visualize it it would be something like this..

This is my train of thought. Now, don't think that I think about beer all day (banquet beer). My goal is for this train to ride through the rockies, but the problem is the rocky mountain water is getting polluted by the co2 in the air as Al Gore would say. That co2 is basically my life, I don't really know how to put it in other words. But i hope all of your trains one day reach there destination even if its your dad's house when he was 17 years old. Those were the days where we could ride our trains freely without hesitation. Don't you hate when something just ends up sounding too loud? It's horrible, it's like a caveman grunting in your ear all day, it's like jumping off a building but not dying, or just being locked out of somewhere. Today it was so bad that I fell to the ground crying in pain. Seriously, don't take it as a joke it's real we need to solve these issues and maybe the co2 level will go down. Well that's it for today ,see ya next time on Bother!